Welcome to the Inner Sanctum, home of our most precious documents
Follow the Marmarati through the annals of time - from the birth of the modern toaster, to the creation of our strongest Marmite ever.
Meet the Marmarati elders
Without these men, your beloved spread Marmite would cease to be. Your toast would lie limp and naked on your breakfast plate. Your oatcakes would die of loneliness. And your bread rolls would declare themselves naturists.
Marmite Alchemist Scours the four corners of our fair land for the finest ingredients.
Master Blender Oversees production, ensuring perfection prevails at every turn.
Master Spreader Strives to find the exact equation for the perfect toast to marmite ratio and spreading pressure.
Marmite Artisan The artistry of the jars. The etchings on the labels. The beauty of Marmite's public announcements. They are his work.
Keeper of the Word Ensures secrets are not leaked, and recruits 'lovers' from the general public through messaging and paraphernalia.
Lord Marmarati Master of all he surveys. And also your most humble servant.
Guardian of the First Circle/Host Ensures consistent satisfaction, listening to every word you have to say about our fine spread.
The Marmarati Oath
Should you be invited to join us, you will be required to take this solemn promise.
I hereby and hereon solemnly swear on celery, yeast extract, riboflavin and vitamin B12 to keep the following oath and agreement.
I promise to do my duty to Queen, Country and Marmite.
I swear to be faithful and bear true allegiance to the Marmarati.
I will defend the ebony elixir against all conspiracies, protect it's distinctive flavour and honour its orb-like jar.
I will reject any second-rate pretenders
I promise to spread my dark and sticky mistress throughout the land, as well as on toast.
And finally I swear never, ever to consort with members of the Marmaladi.
Serving Marmite is its own reward.
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